when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
(Source: dvaefranco, via pizza)
me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while
"Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth. And it happens every few minutes. The problem with groups who deal with rape is that they try to educate women about how to defend themselves. What really needs to be done is teaching men not to rape. Go to the source and start there."
- Kurt Cobain talking in November 1991 about the background behind the song ‘Polly’ (via alaelia)
(Source: drive-my-rubber-soul, via m-arrow)
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
"It’s like when someone says, ‘How are you?’ Do you say, ‘Well, my head hurts and I’m lonely and depressed and I’m worried about everything and the world is collapsing and full of evil’? Or do you say, ‘I’m fine’?"
- Sara Shepard, The Visibles (via icy-brunette)
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